http://xkcd.com/505/

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After all, if you’re an immigrant, there’s nothing new about Obama: Been there, done that. He’s the land where we grew up, , with its union bullies and marginal tax rates and government automobiles and general air of sclerosis, all re-emerging Brigadoon-like from the mists entirely unspoilt by progress. It’s like landing at Ellis Island [...]

Quote from a guy who was falsely accused of rape:
“Anytime anyone Googles my name, rape is going to be right there beside it. My name is forever tarnished,” said 19-year-old Stalin Felipe.

From my.barackobama.com we find out about a “healthcare organizing event”:

You can sign up at the bottom of the site. A running total of those signed up is at the bottom of the site. So far 39,806,146,877 people have signed up to attend: almost 40 billion people.

The state senators receiving the phone calls in [...]

Having spent the weekend being whipped in the face by horizontal rain on the slopes of Snowdon with spectacular views stretching for tens of metres in the fog, it is time to relax.
First, here’s a nice fisking of the “Why We Need Socialized Medicine” YouTube video:

Secondly we see Hitler’s reaction on finding that Americans [...]

At the end of a tough day you just want to sit back, drink some whisky, don a silly hat, slap yourself in the face with a salmon and laugh. To that end we have the Devil making fun of a silly article in the Grauniad ( “Why do television advertisers think it’s OK [...]

From the Uncyclopedia article on Stephen Hawking (bold mine):
Since SIN was doing so well, other scientists like Isaac Newton, Ballsaac Newton, Bert Einstein, and Isaac’s little brother Jonathansaac “Johnny-boy” Newton decided to form an anti-SIN organization also known as SIN (SIN Is Nasty). Bert’s more famous brother Albert was asked to join SIN (the second [...]

Some translation errors may have crept in at the EUobserver:
Just say No to abstinence
Meanwhile, the European Commission is hoping to convince young people to say “No” to abstinence.
The EU executive has hooked up with MTV to launch an EU-wide campaign similar to the music channel’s celebrated “Rock the Vote” initiative in the US to urge [...]