Barack Obama couldn’t even be bothered to turn up to Berlin to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall. Perhaps he was too busy making crass sexual jokes about anti-big government protestors:
According to Representative Earl Blumenauer of Oregon, who supports the health care bill, the president asked, “Does anybody think that [...]

Landesman’s comparison of Obama with Caesar is ridiculous: Caesar was an overweeningly ambitious narcissist who rose to power through a combination of populism and ruthlessness and ended up turning a centuries-old Republic into a dictatorship.
I mean, as if…
…And anyway, Caesar’s deification took place posthumously…
From a commenter named Paul here.

From the Uncyclopedia article on Stephen Hawking (bold mine):
Since SIN was doing so well, other scientists like Isaac Newton, Ballsaac Newton, Bert Einstein, and Isaac’s little brother Jonathansaac “Johnny-boy” Newton decided to form an anti-SIN organization also known as SIN (SIN Is Nasty). Bert’s more famous brother Albert was asked to join SIN (the second [...]

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And people suggest that this president generation might possibly be just a teensy weensy bit vapid and narcissistic.  How dare they!